The Title says it all
Omg omg omg i wanna go on that crappy looking server called Linger And Die!!! It looks so crappy i bet my comp would get infected with the crappy disease and i'll catch the crappy flu and then i'll die a crappy death, so will everyone else die a crappy death, including Death who will die a very uber-version crappy death, then he will get buried a very uber-version crappy burial, then go to a very uber-version crappy afterlife, where he will recieve a very uber-version crappy cow he could very uber-version crappy eat in a very uber-version crappy way, then he will get on trem and go on the crappy looking server called Linger and die, and his computer would get infected with the crappy disease then he'll catch the crappy flu but since he's death he'll get the very uber-version crappy version of the very uber-version crappy version, then he'll die a very uber-crappy death, and so will everyone else die a crappy death, then he will get buried a very uber-version crappy burial, then go to a very uber-version crappy afterlife, where he will recieve a very uber-version crappy cow he could very uber-version crappy eat in a very uber-version crappy way, then he will get on trem and go on the crappy looking server called Linger and die, and his computer would get infected with the crappy disease then he'll catch the crappy flu but since he's death he'll get the very uber-version crappy version of the very uber-version crappy version, then he'll die a very uber-crappy death, and so will everyone else die a crappy death, then he will get buried a very uber-version crappy burial,then go to a very uber-version crappy afterlife, where he will recieve a very uber-version crappy cow he could very uber-version crappy eat in a very uber-version crappy way, then he will get on trem and go on the crappy looking server called Linger and die, and his computer would get infected with the crappy disease then he'll catch the crappy flu but since he's death he'll get the very uber-version crappy version of the very uber-version crappy version, then he'll die a very uber-crappy death, and so will everyone else die a crappy death, then he will get buried a very uber-version crappy burial, and the end, a very uber-version crappy end.